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Feb

The concept of the assassin has been around for generations. Killing for hire. But what if you wanted revenge of the brutal, sadistic, yet non-lethal variety? What I propose is that there should be a type of assassin whom you can hire to punch people in the balls for you. All of the elite skill, efficiency, and professionalism, but instead of bloodshed; sacktaps. 

Just think about it, we could de-escalate a lot of organized crime violence this way. 

  1. themothking posted this